Twelve Rose Petals Fall - [Voice | Filtered from Nephry 100%]

[its_rose_damnit]

[Well, after a few days of putting up with the insanity of swapping bodies with his best friend, Dist has had just about enough. The mistaken identity was absolutely irritating now, and he's sick and tired of it. If these people want Jade, then fine. He'll gladly oblige their wishes for the old goat.

So, after throwing up a quick filter away from Nephry (who he's certain will disapprove of this) and looking over his shoulder to make sure Jade didn't burst out of his closet and choke him he opens his journal and makes a VERY MATURE voice post.]

Good evening, everyone. This is Colonel Jade Curtiss speaking to you all. I'd like to take this opportune moment to say that as well as being returned to Luceti for a brief stint, I am a bumbling idiot with absolutely no fashion sense what-so-ever. I eat out of a trough in Grand Chokmah, where I'm walked every morning, though I prefer to be carried as I'm too old and feeble to do much of anything, really.

My best friend is actually a man I'm sure you've all heard of - Dist the Rose! He's far better than me in every aspect and I only wish I could achieve half the things he has, but never will...

Alas, if only I wasn't born with the brain of a rappig. Oink.

Comments

[Voice]

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

[Voice]

[jeidotaku.livejournal.com]

[Transparent though it may be, Dist is obviously enjoying himself. He laughs right along with Winry, then stops after a moment, smiling pleasantly.]

Oh, my, I seem to have no idea why we're laughing. I must be growing older and more senile than I first thought.

[Voice]

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

I think you may make a better him than he does.

[Voice]

[jeidotaku.livejournal.com]

Aahaha, I haven't the slightest idea what you mean, young lady. I couldn't possibly be better than anyone! I have no talent other than grunting for treats.

[Voice... sort of]

[dissonates]

[.............okay, even Asch has to snerk at that, even if he does his best to keep it to himself. Maybe this experiment isn't a complete flop- hearing all that in Jade's voice is kind of amusing.]

[Voice]

[jeidotaku.livejournal.com]

[HE HEARD THAT SNERK, MISTER. And after peering to see who it was, Dist grins. Ahahaaa...Asch. Should he tease you, too? Nah, Jade was enough fun to make fun of.]

Oh, you musn't laugh! You'll hurt my feelings, boo hoo. But don't worry, I'll forget about it in just a moment, you see.

...Who are you again?

[Voice]

[dissonates]

[Oh bother, now he actually has to talk? We'll see how long this lasts.]

If you were really Jade Curtiss, you'd know who I was. Are you saying you're a fake?

[Voice]

[jeidotaku.livejournal.com]

[...Nice hair, Asch. Dist has to bite the inside of his cheek to keep from laughing himself.]

A fake? Why, I'm insulted, Asch--oh, no, my apologies. The Asch I know is incapable of laughter. I believe the insect he swallowed make it rather difficult, you see. Oh, and his hair wasn't such a blinding color.

[silversnowfall]

You know, Saphir, I didn't allow Peony to do this to you either.

[She is incredibly disappointed in you. Can you hear it in her voice?]

[jeidotaku.livejournal.com]

N-N-Nephry! How in the world did you--?!

[How did you hack his filter?! Or maybe she actually heard him in the house...fml.]

[silversnowfall]

If you want to do something in secret, perhaps you ought to do it outside of this house.

[because this look? So disapproving.]

[jeidotaku.livejournal.com]

[You're all out to ruin his fun, s-sob.]

Perhaps, next time, I will... If you want an apology, I'm afraid I'm going to have to refuse. Jade would do the exact same thing if he were in this situation, you must realize. And it's not as if he doesn't deserve a bit foul play on his end!

[Voice]

[fonon-professor.livejournal.com]

[Amusing as that message was -she can't deny it made her smile-, Gelda's can't just let this go without a warning.]

That's quite enough, Saphir.

[Voice]

[jeidotaku.livejournal.com]

[Oh, shit. Immediately stopping. He knew he was forgetting to add a few people onto that filter.]

It was only in jest, Professor.

[Voice]

[fonon-professor.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you could've jested in better taste. You are a grown man, after all.

[Voice]

[gditmalnosso.livejournal.com]

[Perhaps he should have increased the scope of that filter just a bit? Have a disapproving frown from this Fon Master... well, it looks more like a disapproving frown from Anise, but you get the idea.]

Dist, don't you think this is a rather unkind thing to do...?

[Voice]

[jeidotaku.livejournal.com]

[Shut up, Dist doesn't think that much ahead, okay?! But now he knows for next time. And gdmit, you all suck, seriously. No sense of humor. But he is not stopping just yet.]

Unkind? But it's the truth, Fon Master! The truth can often be unkind.

Oink.

[Voice]

[gditmalnosso.livejournal.com]

You and I both know this has nothing to do with the "truth", Dist.

[Unfortunately, he also knows trying to convince Dist otherwise is like fighting a losing battle.]

[guythefonbot.livejournal.com]

[GUY ISN'T EVEN GOING FOR THE DISAPPROVING TONE. He's just going to babysitter-brand exasperation.]

[jeidotaku.livejournal.com]

Months, yes.

[YOU'RE ALL TRYING TO RUIN HIS FUN, YOU SUCK. But gdmit, Dist wants to do this for as long as he possibly can. Why? Because Jade would do the exact same thing with barely any repercussions, the oily rat.]

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[guythefonbot.livejournal.com]

[Voice]

[guythefonbot.livejournal.com]

[mirroredback.livejournal.com]

[HEY. THAT'S ONE OF HIS BROS YOU'RE MAKING FUN OF.]

You really suck at being Jade, Dist.

[jeidotaku.livejournal.com]

[Wait, whoa, two--...No. No, it must be the other one. But wait, if he was sure of the experiment's 'rules', then--

...You've got some serious issues, Luke. 8| Does Asch know?]

Odd, I was thinking the same thing about you, boy. And here I thought Asch would be simple for anyone to mimic. One facial expression and all that.

[mirroredback.livejournal.com]

[DAMMIT IT ISN'T LIKE THAT.]

I'm not trying to make fun of him or anything! Even I know how dumb that is. [Despite him playing around with Paprika about it.]