Twelve Rose Petals Fall - [Voice | Filtered from Nephry 100%]

[its_rose_damnit]

[Well, after a few days of putting up with the insanity of swapping bodies with his best friend, Dist has had just about enough. The mistaken identity was absolutely irritating now, and he's sick and tired of it. If these people want Jade, then fine. He'll gladly oblige their wishes for the old goat.

So, after throwing up a quick filter away from Nephry (who he's certain will disapprove of this) and looking over his shoulder to make sure Jade didn't burst out of his closet and choke him he opens his journal and makes a VERY MATURE voice post.]

Good evening, everyone. This is Colonel Jade Curtiss speaking to you all. I'd like to take this opportune moment to say that as well as being returned to Luceti for a brief stint, I am a bumbling idiot with absolutely no fashion sense what-so-ever. I eat out of a trough in Grand Chokmah, where I'm walked every morning, though I prefer to be carried as I'm too old and feeble to do much of anything, really.

My best friend is actually a man I'm sure you've all heard of - Dist the Rose! He's far better than me in every aspect and I only wish I could achieve half the things he has, but never will...

Alas, if only I wasn't born with the brain of a rappig. Oink.

Comments

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[guythefonbot.livejournal.com]

[You started it bro :| ]

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[jeidotaku.livejournal.com]

[Can't he just rag on jade once? Once. 8| Also, INDIGNATION...of a wholly different sort.]

My feelings are not--! Rrgh...I should have taken you apart when I had the chance to last time. Sniveling ingrates...

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[guythefonbot.livejournal.com]

[hahahahahaha~]

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[jeidotaku.livejournal.com]

That's not it at all, be quiet! I wouldn't ever enj--...I wouldn't ever torture someone as brilliant and superior to myself as Dist is! He's my best friend, after all! And if you say anything more, I'll have his disassemble you!

[HE KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE.]

[Voice]

[guythefonbot.livejournal.com]

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[jeidotaku.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't--! He wouldn't...rrrgh!! Pray you don't cross paths with either one of us! [GOD DAMNIT, GUY, YOU SUCK. Fine. You know what? Dist's just going to slam the journal right in your face. So there!]