Twelve Rose Petals Fall - [Voice | Filtered from Nephry 100%]

[its_rose_damnit]

[Well, after a few days of putting up with the insanity of swapping bodies with his best friend, Dist has had just about enough. The mistaken identity was absolutely irritating now, and he's sick and tired of it. If these people want Jade, then fine. He'll gladly oblige their wishes for the old goat.

So, after throwing up a quick filter away from Nephry (who he's certain will disapprove of this) and looking over his shoulder to make sure Jade didn't burst out of his closet and choke him he opens his journal and makes a VERY MATURE voice post.]

Good evening, everyone. This is Colonel Jade Curtiss speaking to you all. I'd like to take this opportune moment to say that as well as being returned to Luceti for a brief stint, I am a bumbling idiot with absolutely no fashion sense what-so-ever. I eat out of a trough in Grand Chokmah, where I'm walked every morning, though I prefer to be carried as I'm too old and feeble to do much of anything, really.

My best friend is actually a man I'm sure you've all heard of - Dist the Rose! He's far better than me in every aspect and I only wish I could achieve half the things he has, but never will...

Alas, if only I wasn't born with the brain of a rappig. Oink.

Comments

[mirroredback.livejournal.com]

[HEY. THAT'S ONE OF HIS BROS YOU'RE MAKING FUN OF.]

You really suck at being Jade, Dist.

[jeidotaku.livejournal.com]

[Wait, whoa, two--...No. No, it must be the other one. But wait, if he was sure of the experiment's 'rules', then--

...You've got some serious issues, Luke. 8| Does Asch know?]

Odd, I was thinking the same thing about you, boy. And here I thought Asch would be simple for anyone to mimic. One facial expression and all that.

[mirroredback.livejournal.com]

[DAMMIT IT ISN'T LIKE THAT.]

I'm not trying to make fun of him or anything! Even I know how dumb that is. [Despite him playing around with Paprika about it.]

[its-rose-damnit.livejournal.com]

[YEAH, WHATEVER YOU SAY, LUKE. And it may be dumb to make fun of people, but damn if it isn't great fun.]

Ah, my apologies. It seems that the similarities between you and Asch are only physical... Asch's mental capacities are above yours by a half percent, at the very most. You couldn't impersonate him if you tried, I think.