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Twelve Rose Petals Fall - [Voice | Filtered from Nephry 100%]

[Well, after a few days of putting up with the insanity of swapping bodies with his best friend, Dist has had just about enough. The mistaken identity was absolutely irritating now, and he's sick and tired of it. If these people want Jade, then fine. He'll gladly oblige their wishes for the old goat.

So, after throwing up a quick filter away from Nephry (who he's certain will disapprove of this) and looking over his shoulder ~~to make sure Jade didn't burst out of his closet and choke him~~ he opens his journal and makes a VERY MATURE voice post.]

Good evening, everyone. This is Colonel Jade Curtiss speaking to you all. I'd like to take this opportune moment to say that as well as being returned to Luceti for a brief stint, I am a bumbling idiot with absolutely no fashion sense what-so-ever. I eat out of a trough in Grand Chokmah, where I'm walked every morning, though I prefer to be carried as I'm too old and feeble to do much of anything, really.

My best friend is actually a man I'm sure you've all heard of - Dist the Rose! He's far better than me in every aspect and I only wish I could achieve half the things he has, but never will...

Alas, if only I wasn't born with the brain of a rappig. Oink.

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I think you may make a better him than he does.

Aahaha, I haven't the slightest idea what you mean, young lady. I couldn't possibly be better than anyone! I have no talent other than grunting for treats.

I'll be sure to remember that.

[Oh, if Dist could read minds, he'd glare at Winry for the rest of her life. But, since he can't, he just continues with his ruse.]

Remember what?

Oh, nothing! But if you're so lowly, then why would the great Dist the Rose be your best friend?

[What's with that tone, young lady? He does not appreciate that tone.]

[Hnnngh, easy, Saphir. Just play along.]

Well, isn't it obvious? Even a dimwit like myself could comprehend my good friend's endless generosity and sincerity! I'm truly blessed he lets me call him my best friend. I'm so undeserving of such an honor, a murderous ogre like me...

Oh, you poor thing. I'm sure even you can do better than that silly old man. I'm sure he doesn't appreciate you at all.

[OLD?! Excuse me, he is not that old, thank you very much! Dist's eyes narrow and he purses his lips into a thin line before pushing up his...Jade's glasses.]

Now, now, young lady...I don't think it's very wise to go around saying things of that nature to me. I could very well repeat everything you say back to my dear friend. And you wouldn't want that, now would you?

He doesn't scare me. He should be called Dist the Not-So-Fashionable, too. He's almost as bad as you!

Winry! ...That's quite enough.

[Okay, so Dist may not be intimidating or scary, but Dist in Jade Motherfucking Curtiss' body? Might be a tiny bit more so.]

Hey, Dist! You know I was kidding, right?

[JUST. THIS. FACE.]

I'm all a-twitter.

You're not... really that silly.

And I suppose you're not as intelligent as I first assumed. We all make mistakes, it seems.

Come on, Dist. I was just having fun the same way you were. I don't really think those things.

[Dist's quiet for a moment, contemplating if Winry's being sincere or not, then sighs. Fine, he'll give you another chance. ..Or, just, you know...troll you instead.]

Oh, all right... I suppose I can forgive a simple-minded girl such as yourself, Winry. There's not much else to you than petty insults and mockery, after all.

Oh? Is that right? Then I suppose if that's all there is to me then I should just pack up all my things at the smithy. If I'm so simple minded then something like that must be beyond me. Good luck dealing with Sokka and Edward the next time you need a place to work in the smithy.

It's too bad, really. I was thinking of letting you help me with Mr. Bluesummer's automail installation if he agreed to the procedure. But I suppose it's for the best, if I'm only good for mockery and petty insults.

[Dist can't help it - he laughs at Winry indignation, leaning back in his chair with a big smile. Not fun getting insulted, is it? He pushes up his glasses and lets his laughter dissolve into light chuckles before he replies. ...That bit about automail definitely caught his attention, but he's going to throw something in her face as well.]

Oh, is that so? My, I'm honored...well, I would be if I wasn't demoted so quickly. I suppose then I'll just let Guy assist me in working on the defense systems I was thinking of creating for non-combatants during the next idiotic draft.

Ah, if only you had the talent, my dear... I think the combination of our relative technologies would have been a great asset.

Fine! I bet he understands your stupid fonons better than I do anyway!

Edited 2011-02-01 14:16 (UTC)

Well, I certainly would hope so. He is from Auldrant, after all. Despite his atrocious company, he should prove to be useful...unlike another someone I know. [Winry, you're funny to see riled up. Dist is totally over here laughing quietly to himself, ohoho~]

Well I'm sure someone else is more qualified for helping me than you! Someone with better people skills too!

There is absolutely no one more qualified than myself is any type of engineering and mechanical study, my dear, I can assure you. [He chuckles again, smiling pleasantly. But lets stop the little game - he didn't actually mean to upset her, just play around a little bit.]

Would you like to join me for tea later, Winry? I'd really enjoy the company.

[And we can braid eachother's hair and talk about TECHNOLOGY~! ♥]

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