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its_rose_damnit) wrote2011-01-29 06:23 pm
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Twelve Rose Petals Fall - [Voice | Filtered from Nephry 100%]
[Well, after a few days of putting up with the insanity of swapping bodies with his best friend, Dist has had just about enough. The mistaken identity was absolutely irritating now, and he's sick and tired of it. If these people want Jade, then fine. He'll gladly oblige their wishes for the old goat.
So, after throwing up a quick filter away from Nephry (who he's certain will disapprove of this) and looking over his shoulderto make sure Jade didn't burst out of his closet and choke him he opens his journal and makes a VERY MATURE voice post.]
Good evening, everyone. This is Colonel Jade Curtiss speaking to you all. I'd like to take this opportune moment to say that as well as being returned to Luceti for a brief stint, I am a bumbling idiot with absolutely no fashion sense what-so-ever. I eat out of a trough in Grand Chokmah, where I'm walked every morning, though I prefer to be carried as I'm too old and feeble to do much of anything, really.
My best friend is actually a man I'm sure you've all heard of - Dist the Rose! He's far better than me in every aspect and I only wish I could achieve half the things he has, but never will...
Alas, if only I wasn't born with the brain of a rappig. Oink.
So, after throwing up a quick filter away from Nephry (who he's certain will disapprove of this) and looking over his shoulder
Good evening, everyone. This is Colonel Jade Curtiss speaking to you all. I'd like to take this opportune moment to say that as well as being returned to Luceti for a brief stint, I am a bumbling idiot with absolutely no fashion sense what-so-ever. I eat out of a trough in Grand Chokmah, where I'm walked every morning, though I prefer to be carried as I'm too old and feeble to do much of anything, really.
My best friend is actually a man I'm sure you've all heard of - Dist the Rose! He's far better than me in every aspect and I only wish I could achieve half the things he has, but never will...
Alas, if only I wasn't born with the brain of a rappig. Oink.
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Well I'm sure someone else is more qualified for helping me than you! Someone with better people skills too!
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Would you like to join me for tea later, Winry? I'd really enjoy the company.
[And we can braid eachother's hair and talk about TECHNOLOGY~! ♥]
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Perhaps the bakery? And any time you're available, Winry. I'm in no rush.
[He'll practice what he learned with the piano later tonight.]
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[And Dist shuts his journal and goes to get ready, just slightly upset not many of his shirts and coats fit. Jade's shoulders and chest were much more broad than his were, obviously from his experience in the military. Old and decrepit indeed...
Because of this, Dist might be a little late is appearing. He had to get something more comfortable - and less tight - to wear from the item shop. At least he still looks good, though.]
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Would you prefer a drink or a pen and paper, Winry?
[Hey, Winry, meet the not!Colonel.]
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[Thankfully, Dist can't exactly read Winry's mind, so he's blissfully unaware of her plight. Otherwise, this little outing would be a whole other level of awkward and uncomfortable. He's still wondering just what he's doing asking her for such a thing - it was so unlike him - but maybe they really could discuss their different projects. He really was interested in a working mechanical arm and leg.]
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[Dist nodded and went off to get something for them both. Just something simple - some chamomile or something. Once he returns, he sets Winry's cup down first, then seats himself and takes a sip.]
Now, you said something earlier about your...automail? I really would love to work with that, if you'll allow it. And I hope you know that none of what I said earlier had any factual backing, of course.
[Siiip.]
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I would truly love to, my dear. You'd have to give me a few pointers, as your materials and such differ from my own, but if I have any available time to spend, I'd be glad to offer my genius to you.
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Well, I'm afraid you'd be more knowledgeable in that sense than I would, Winry. I'm not well informed on your technology, but I could lend my support, of course. ...Though if you're afraid of error, then I honestly suggest just doing the procedure. Even if you were not alone in doing so, you still know it, correct? I'm certain you'll do just fine on your own.
[She was a skilled, talented, and smart girl, after all. Dist couldn't deny that.]
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Dist sighs, chuckles and shakes his head. He'll try to play off her somber mood a little.]
My, I wasn't aware my very presence was so inspiring! You flatter me, Winry. But all right, if you need me just to be there, then I'll oblige you. Perhaps I could learn through observation as well.
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That's... pretty much what I was going for.
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