Twelve Rose Petals Fall - [Voice | Filtered from Nephry 100%]

[its_rose_damnit]

[Well, after a few days of putting up with the insanity of swapping bodies with his best friend, Dist has had just about enough. The mistaken identity was absolutely irritating now, and he's sick and tired of it. If these people want Jade, then fine. He'll gladly oblige their wishes for the old goat.

So, after throwing up a quick filter away from Nephry (who he's certain will disapprove of this) and looking over his shoulder to make sure Jade didn't burst out of his closet and choke him he opens his journal and makes a VERY MATURE voice post.]

Good evening, everyone. This is Colonel Jade Curtiss speaking to you all. I'd like to take this opportune moment to say that as well as being returned to Luceti for a brief stint, I am a bumbling idiot with absolutely no fashion sense what-so-ever. I eat out of a trough in Grand Chokmah, where I'm walked every morning, though I prefer to be carried as I'm too old and feeble to do much of anything, really.

My best friend is actually a man I'm sure you've all heard of - Dist the Rose! He's far better than me in every aspect and I only wish I could achieve half the things he has, but never will...

Alas, if only I wasn't born with the brain of a rappig. Oink.

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[Voice]

[jeidotaku.livejournal.com]

[Sorry, Ion, but Dist is not really one to be swayed. Try harder. But at the very least he has stopped.]

If he were here to see this, I'd have it filtered...though I doubt that would stop him. And in my defense, if Jade were to catch this, I would be dead already. [Score, he wishes he was kidding.]

[Voice] /THOUGHT I TAGGED THIS AND SOMEHOW DIDN'T

[gditmalnosso.livejournal.com]

[Ion knows well enough that he isn't.] Dist, you know we wouldn't let something like that happen. Jade is my friend, but you're my friend as well.

[...]

[How weird is it, hearing that in Anise's voice?]

[Voice] /UNLOVED.

[jeidotaku.livejournal.com]

[...

Very weird. In fact, it stuns Dist into absolute silence for a good few moments. The fact that it was Anise's voice as well as that he's considered a friend by the true person inside, a person who he himself tried to kidnap several times. It was boggling to hear, and, well...humbling.

Yeah, just...not going to say anything over here. Sorry, Ion.]

[Voice]

[gditmalnosso.livejournal.com]

[Ion isn't too sure how to interpret Dist's silence. He wasn't even sure if Dist considered him a friend in return, after all... but at least he'd stopped the teasing. For now.]

[And despite that soft sigh Dist might hear, there's a smile on Ion's face as he closes the journal.]