its_rose_damnit | Twelve Rose Petals Fall - [Voice

[Well, after a few days of putting up with the insanity of swapping bodies with his best friend, Dist has had just about enough. The mistaken identity was absolutely irritating now, and he's sick and tired of it. If these people want Jade, then fine. He'll gladly oblige their wishes for the old goat.

So, after throwing up a quick filter away from Nephry (who he's certain will disapprove of this) and looking over his shoulder ~~to make sure Jade didn't burst out of his closet and choke him~~ he opens his journal and makes a VERY MATURE voice post.]

Good evening, everyone. This is Colonel Jade Curtiss speaking to you all. I'd like to take this opportune moment to say that as well as being returned to Luceti for a brief stint, I am a bumbling idiot with absolutely no fashion sense what-so-ever. I eat out of a trough in Grand Chokmah, where I'm walked every morning, though I prefer to be carried as I'm too old and feeble to do much of anything, really.

My best friend is actually a man I'm sure you've all heard of - Dist the Rose! He's far better than me in every aspect and I only wish I could achieve half the things he has, but never will...

Alas, if only I wasn't born with the brain of a rappig. Oink.

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[Considering Dist's goal was to embarrass Jade, this is a very nice trade.]

Is anyone else in your house affected?

[Immediately, Dist starts to laugh quietly, picturing Anise all over again as an angry, hopping, jingling bag of gald. He's so glad he hasn't forgotten that. If anything, that right there was the very highlight of this experiment.]

Ahaha~ Yes, I'm afraid everyone here has been affected. Most of us still retain working human bodies, thankfully. ...Anise hadn't been so fortunate, I'm afraid. [trololol]

[... Hearing Dist's laugh in Jade's voice is rather horrifying, but Gelda will try to ignore that.]

Oh? Dare I ask who or what she's become?

A...a talking, bouncing...b-bag of gald.

[Hell, hold on a second as Dist dissolves into a fit of laughter, covering his mouth to smother most of it. Best part ever of this experiment, no lie.]

[She snorts lightly, trying to picture this.]

Make sure she doesn't lose any of her contents, alright? That may not have a positive result when she returns to normal.

Actually, I think the contents of her...person, are unlimited. She kept losing coins as she...hopped [He snorts.] yet there was no damage that I could immediately see. And the weight seemed constant when I picked her up.

I'm certain she'll be fine, Professor, you needn't worry.

I hope so... It'd be rather distressing if someone got hurt because of this experiment.

To be quite frank, I think I prefer Anise this way. If she could remain the way she is, I think it'd be the best thing the Malnosso have ever done.

[Because it's just so funny.]

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