Fifteen Rose Petals Fall - [Voice]

[its_rose_damnit]

Disgusting, worthless little--!

[Finally. Finally he's able to show his face to the public again. After scrubbing his hair furiously with a towel to get the last of the horrendous green coloring out, Dist can finally make an announcement over the journals again. And what an announcement it will be. Pranksters, you are being personally threatened, brace yourselves.]

Whoever thought such an act of personal vandalism some time ago was funny, I promise you that if I ever find you, I'll torture you in ways you won't even begin to imagine! You'll be begging for death once I get my hands on you, whoever you may be! Though I do have one suspect... [JADE, MAN, IF YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE, HE WILL FIND YOU. You know he's had you bugged since grade-school.]

To do such a thing to my beautiful self...it's unforgivable! I demand the culprit show themself to me this instant! I may show some mercy if you beg for it, though to break into my home and...and--RRGH!

I'LL KILL YOU FOR HUMILIATING ME IN SUCH A WAY! NO ONE MAKES A FOOL OF DIST THE ROSE AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!

Comments

[silversnowfall]

[only a few minutes later, there will be a soft knock on his door]

[its-rose-damnit.livejournal.com]

It's open.

[Short and clipped. Dist's not in a good mood, and nor does he want a lecture right now, Nephry. He's just finishing buttoning up his red undershirt, a slightly green hued towel on the back of his chair.]

[silversnowfall]

[He's not going to get a lecture, this time.

The door opens quietly and she comes in, setting a large mug of tea on a saucer down on his desk.

And then she turns to go]

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

Oh, so threatening, Dist!

[its-rose-damnit.livejournal.com]

[WINRY, YOU JERK.] Silence! This is no laughing matter! Someone dared to do an atrocity to me personally! They must be severely punished!

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

What are you going to do Dist, talk their ears off?

[distressedude]

[Guess whose hair still has somewhat of a purple tint?]

It was only a harmless prank, Dist. I don't think it was enough to warrant this sort of reaction...

[its-rose-damnit.livejournal.com]

[F-Fffff, poor Ion. His hair looks like a mixture of poison and sludge. Ion, you have Dist's sympathy.]

HARMLESS?! Criminal activity such as this isn't the least bit harmless! They broke into our house, Fon Master! And...and they colored my hair green! And yours purple! Don't you want justice to be brought to these felons?!

[THIS IS A SERIOUS MATTER, OKAY.]

[distressedude]

[At least they didn't bleach it and dye it; then he would have had to just cut it off.]

Justice in the form of an apology, perhaps.

[voice]

[inabook]

Personal vandalism?

[she's not sure what's more concerning, whatever it is that upset this man or the way he's carrying on now...]

[voice]

[its-rose-damnit.livejournal.com]

Yes! Someone broke into my house and dyed my, and some of my housemates', hair! Some kind of wicked little prank that I will not tolerate!

[He growls softly, chewing on his glove in irritation.] I took days to get the color out...

[voice]

[inabook]

...Well, that certainly must have been very distressing.... but I'm not sure death threats are the right way to go.

[subethical.livejournal.com]

[Ohoho. Although he can certainly appreciate the joke, your accusation is completely unfounded Dist. Dear old Jade had nothing to do with your dye job.] Now, now. It really wouldn't be fair to go around punishing others for having a sense of humor, now would it?

[its-rose-damnit.livejournal.com]

[You're already on his list, man, don't make it worse. 8| Though Dist bristles just at the sound of Jade's voice, and the words he says. Though right now, ever words Jade could say would sound like a confession to this poor fool.]

This is hardly anything I'd consider humorous!

[subethical.livejournal.com]

[Jade is probably on his list by default. Can't do much worse than that. Except he totally can. |D]

Clearly. A proper sense of humor is just one of the many things you lack.

[Voice]

[boomchucka.livejournal.com]

I dunno... sounds like you're doing a pretty good job of that on your own.

[Voice]

[its-rose-damnit.livejournal.com]

[Dist is not liking your tone there, Selphie.] And what, exactly, would that be, hm?

[NOT HERE] because why would he give himself away

[mischiefbreeder]

[brb cracking up at this guy's reaction.]

also not quite here

[generalflirt]

[Wow this dude sounds like a drama queen.

It's almost so intense its not funny]

[dissonates]

[....What a lot of noise for absolutely no reason, Dist. Seriously. Because if it had been him he TOTALLY wouldn't have done that, no.]

[its-rose-damnit.livejournal.com]

[THUS YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID. And since Asch make no sound - big shock! - Dist will just continue to grumble his death threats and ruffle a towel though his hair. He'd just finished washing out the final remnants of the dye before making this entry, in fact.]

[seleniahymn]

Don't you think resorting to such threats is a little childish? [Of course she'd been upset when she woke up to find her hair a different color that day, but one look into the mirror and she realized how... cute it was.]

[its-rose-damnit.livejournal.com]

[Only you, Tear, only you. 8| And Dist's getting more and more irritated the more people tell him his threat was pointless, so this time around he actually snaps back.]

No, I don't. Nor do I think I need to be told constantly. I stand by my notion of catching the little pest and hanging him or her upside down from the tallest tree.

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[flicker-flash.livejournal.com]

But I thought it looked ever so pretty.

[Hi, Dist. |D]

[its-rose-damnit.livejournal.com]

[YOU. He is going to find you, little girl. Though no amount of searching will result in anyone finding your body once he's through with you.]

I'm afraid I happen to disagree...