Fifteen Rose Petals Fall - [Voice]

[its_rose_damnit]

Disgusting, worthless little--!

[Finally. Finally he's able to show his face to the public again. After scrubbing his hair furiously with a towel to get the last of the horrendous green coloring out, Dist can finally make an announcement over the journals again. And what an announcement it will be. Pranksters, you are being personally threatened, brace yourselves.]

Whoever thought such an act of personal vandalism some time ago was funny, I promise you that if I ever find you, I'll torture you in ways you won't even begin to imagine! You'll be begging for death once I get my hands on you, whoever you may be! Though I do have one suspect... [JADE, MAN, IF YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE, HE WILL FIND YOU. You know he's had you bugged since grade-school.]

To do such a thing to my beautiful self...it's unforgivable! I demand the culprit show themself to me this instant! I may show some mercy if you beg for it, though to break into my home and...and--RRGH!

I'LL KILL YOU FOR HUMILIATING ME IN SUCH A WAY! NO ONE MAKES A FOOL OF DIST THE ROSE AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!

Comments

[distressedude]

But don't you think threats of torture or death are... a bit extreme?


[It's like reasoning with a brick wall.]

[its-rose-damnit.livejournal.com]

Not in the slightest.

[A very disagreeable brick wall.]

[distressedude]

It's only hair... and it washed out, didn't it?

[its-rose-damnit.livejournal.com]

After days of trying to wash it out! I had almost thought it was permanent! You cannot tell me you aren't the least bit upset over this, Fon Master!

[distressedude]

Actually, I thought it was just another experiment at first and was relieved that it hadn't been something more serious.

I'm glad it isn't permanent, but I thought it was a little fun having a different hair color for a few days.

[its-rose-damnit.livejournal.com]

[Hnngh, Ion. Only someone like you wouldn't take something like this seriously. Though he does make somewhat of a point about it possibly being worse. If people could break into their house that easily just for a prank...]

That doesn't dismiss the fact that someone broke into our home, Fon Master. Nor the fact that this was unwanted!

1/2

[distressedude]

[For a second, the smile on his face wanes.]

That is a bit concerning, I'll admit. Even so, I don't believe whoever did this had any intent to cause harm. It may not have been a very nice thing to do, but...

[distressedude]

[A pause. Then the smile comes back.]

...you know, this is the first time I've heard you refer to this place as "our home".

1/Y U DO DIS.

[its-rose-damnit.livejournal.com]

It's very concerning, Fon Master. I don't want anyone of criminal backing entering this place. [Not really, though it is a good excuse. Dist just doesn't want this happening again. Ever.] Our captors should see fit to give us a bit more security than is already provided. I've already enough work to go off creating something el--

2/?

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3/?

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4/5

[its-rose-damnit.livejournal.com]

Th-That's not what I...!

5/5

[its-rose-damnit.livejournal.com]

This place will never be a home to me! Nor do I ever want it to be such!

[distressedude]

[Dist, you're such a tsundere. Ion just chuckles.]

Of course, of course. Forget I said anything. [Smiiiiile.]

[its-rose-damnit.livejournal.com]

[GDIT, DON'T YOU LAUGH AT HIM! And he is not a tsundere, shut up.

Dist just hmphs indignantly and shuts his journal with a snap. Why do you have to pick on him, too, Ion?! Totally not sympathizing with you anymore, you're mean and he hates you.]