its_rose_damnit | Fifteen Rose Petals Fall

Disgusting, worthless little--!

[Finally. Finally he's able to show his face to the public again. After scrubbing his hair furiously with a towel to get the last of the horrendous green coloring out, Dist can finally make an announcement over the journals again. And what an announcement it will be. Pranksters, you are being personally threatened, brace yourselves.]

Whoever thought such an act of personal vandalism some time ago was funny, I promise you that if I ever find you, I'll torture you in ways you won't even begin to imagine! You'll be begging for death once I get my hands on you, whoever you may be! Though I do have one suspect... [JADE, MAN, IF YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE, HE WILL FIND YOU. ~~You know he's had you bugged since grade-school.~~]

To do such a thing to my beautiful self...it's unforgivable! I demand the culprit show themself to me this instant! I may show some mercy if you beg for it, though to break into my home and...and--RRGH!

I'LL KILL YOU FOR HUMILIATING ME IN SUCH A WAY! NO ONE MAKES A FOOL OF DIST THE ROSE AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!

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A fool. Yelling at people at the top of your lungs is silly, don't you think?

Besides, it was just a joke so don't worry about it so much.

I'm only yelling because, joke or not, this is an unwanted offense! I want the one responsible bound and gagged for daring to even think of doing this to me! Not only that, but to break into my home to do so! What if the perpetrator had ill-intent?!

This is a serious matter, child!

[Child. What is up with these old farts and calling her a kid all the damn time?]

First of all, I'm not a kid.

You make it sound like you're the only one that got a prank pulled on them.

[Hey, hey. Dist is no where near "old fart" territory! He's only 35, you no-good whippersnapper.]

Is that so? My most sincere apologies, madam. And if your latter statement is correct, that's all the more reason for the culprit to be caught and preferably stuffed.

[An old fart, is an old fart.]

Stuffed? Don't you like that's a little rash?

[Why is everyone trying to talk him out of this? Such, such troublesome children.]

No, I don't.

[Mainly because stuffing people is a tad inhumane.]

So you're just going to justify killing someone over a harmless joke?

[Rrgh...stupid people and their stupid logic. If he weren't somewhat better than he had been before, Dist honestly wouldn't have cared about what she said.]

...Hmph, fine. But such delinquent activity shouldn't go unpunished!

So use your words instead of threatening to hurt people.

And how would you suggest I do so when I've no indication of who to throw my words at, chi--madam?

You could write them in the journal. [Wow. What rocket science is she preaching?!]

[...What. No, seriously, what?]

I'm afraid there are children who read these things. I am a gentleman, madam. If I were to write what I felt now...well, I can hardly say it'd be something a child should see.

[Meaning he's not in the best of moods right now to be writing about anyone.]

The go calm down first.

[Face, meet palm.] I don't have time for this...!

[And that is the sound of the journal being shut in your face. Someone doesn't appreciate dry humor, Selphie.]

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