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its_rose_damnit) wrote2011-04-12 04:58 pm
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Fifteen Rose Petals Fall - [Voice]
Disgusting, worthless little--!
[Finally. Finally he's able to show his face to the public again. After scrubbing his hair furiously with a towel to get the last of the horrendous green coloring out, Dist can finally make an announcement over the journals again. And what an announcement it will be. Pranksters, you are being personally threatened, brace yourselves.]
Whoever thought such an act of personal vandalism some time ago was funny, I promise you that if I ever find you, I'll torture you in ways you won't even begin to imagine! You'll be begging for death once I get my hands on you, whoever you may be! Though I do have one suspect... [JADE, MAN, IF YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE, HE WILL FIND YOU.You know he's had you bugged since grade-school.]
To do such a thing to my beautiful self...it's unforgivable! I demand the culprit show themself to me this instant! I may show some mercy if you beg for it, though to break into my home and...and--RRGH!
I'LL KILL YOU FOR HUMILIATING ME IN SUCH A WAY! NO ONE MAKES A FOOL OF DIST THE ROSE AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!
[Finally. Finally he's able to show his face to the public again. After scrubbing his hair furiously with a towel to get the last of the horrendous green coloring out, Dist can finally make an announcement over the journals again. And what an announcement it will be. Pranksters, you are being personally threatened, brace yourselves.]
Whoever thought such an act of personal vandalism some time ago was funny, I promise you that if I ever find you, I'll torture you in ways you won't even begin to imagine! You'll be begging for death once I get my hands on you, whoever you may be! Though I do have one suspect... [JADE, MAN, IF YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE, HE WILL FIND YOU.
To do such a thing to my beautiful self...it's unforgivable! I demand the culprit show themself to me this instant! I may show some mercy if you beg for it, though to break into my home and...and--RRGH!
I'LL KILL YOU FOR HUMILIATING ME IN SUCH A WAY! NO ONE MAKES A FOOL OF DIST THE ROSE AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!
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[He growls softly, chewing on his glove in irritation.] I took days to get the color out...
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This was last week, right? There was a strange prank in our house as well.
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And what transpired for you in your residence, my dear?
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...You have my sympathy, young lady. They didn't happen to be any from the library collection, did they? [He liked some of those books! And meant to take out quite a few.] Though this just reinstates that these vandals be caught and punished. Severely, is possible.
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I do agree that they ought to be discovered and reprimanded, but there are still better ways of doing that then threatening them. Some community service punishment seems more appropriate.
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Mm...I suppose such punishment would be ample enough. [Humiliation? Degradation? Those are right up Dist's alley!] Though I suppose until the tricksters are found and caught, such things must be put on hold...
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You have my gratitude for the suggestion and my sympathy for your own misfortune, young lady.