its_rose_damnit: (Bitches don' t know 'bout my fontech.)
its_rose_damnit ([personal profile] its_rose_damnit) wrote2011-04-12 04:58 pm

Fifteen Rose Petals Fall - [Voice]

Disgusting, worthless little--!

[Finally. Finally he's able to show his face to the public again. After scrubbing his hair furiously with a towel to get the last of the horrendous green coloring out, Dist can finally make an announcement over the journals again. And what an announcement it will be. Pranksters, you are being personally threatened, brace yourselves.]


Whoever thought such an act of personal vandalism some time ago was funny, I promise you that if I ever find you, I'll torture you in ways you won't even begin to imagine! You'll be begging for death once I get my hands on you, whoever you may be! Though I do have one suspect... [JADE, MAN, IF YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE, HE WILL FIND YOU. You know he's had you bugged since grade-school.]

To do such a thing to my beautiful self...it's unforgivable! I demand the culprit show themself to me this instant! I may show some mercy if you beg for it, though to break into my home and...and--RRGH!

I'LL KILL YOU FOR HUMILIATING ME IN SUCH A WAY! NO ONE MAKES A FOOL OF DIST THE ROSE AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!

[voice]

[identity profile] its-rose-damnit.livejournal.com 2011-04-13 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Rrgh, those delinquents...! [Messing with books is inexcusable to a scholar like him. Dist leans back in his chair and growls quietly. Were others pranked? It'd alleviate some of his indignation, to know he wasn't the only ones, but still. He's not going to let this person repeat the offense again.]

Mm...I suppose such punishment would be ample enough. [Humiliation? Degradation? Those are right up Dist's alley!] Though I suppose until the tricksters are found and caught, such things must be put on hold...
inabook: (worldly adventurer)

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[personal profile] inabook 2011-04-13 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
All we can do is ask for anyone with information to come forward, I suppose.

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[identity profile] its-rose-damnit.livejournal.com 2011-04-14 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Indeed... [Dist sighs. It's not what he was hoping for, but really. Unless someone came clean or ratted the person out, there really was no way to find him or her.]

You have my gratitude for the suggestion and my sympathy for your own misfortune, young lady.