Fifteen Rose Petals Fall - [Voice]

[its_rose_damnit]

Disgusting, worthless little--!

[Finally. Finally he's able to show his face to the public again. After scrubbing his hair furiously with a towel to get the last of the horrendous green coloring out, Dist can finally make an announcement over the journals again. And what an announcement it will be. Pranksters, you are being personally threatened, brace yourselves.]

Whoever thought such an act of personal vandalism some time ago was funny, I promise you that if I ever find you, I'll torture you in ways you won't even begin to imagine! You'll be begging for death once I get my hands on you, whoever you may be! Though I do have one suspect... [JADE, MAN, IF YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE, HE WILL FIND YOU. You know he's had you bugged since grade-school.]

To do such a thing to my beautiful self...it's unforgivable! I demand the culprit show themself to me this instant! I may show some mercy if you beg for it, though to break into my home and...and--RRGH!

I'LL KILL YOU FOR HUMILIATING ME IN SUCH A WAY! NO ONE MAKES A FOOL OF DIST THE ROSE AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!

Comments

[its-rose-damnit.livejournal.com]

[WINRY, YOU JERK.] Silence! This is no laughing matter! Someone dared to do an atrocity to me personally! They must be severely punished!

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

What are you going to do Dist, talk their ears off?

[its-rose-damnit.livejournal.com]

Perhaps I should scalp them... It's precisely what the one responsible deserves!

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

Aw, did someone embarrass you?

[its-rose-damnit.livejournal.com]

[Woman, you are walking a fine line right now.] Winry, I am in no mood for your games. Unless you want to be added to the list of annoyances, kindly shut your mouth.

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

I think you're being a little dramatic.

[its-rose-damnit.livejournal.com]

...Winry. All things aside, someone broke into my house and none of the people within it were any the wiser to what had happened. One of which is a trained soldier from my world.

[He pushes up his glasses. Now it's your turn to be talked to like an ignorant child.] While I dislike the ill-humored prank posed on myself and two others, the real threat is security.

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

Dist, you say that like half the people in this village couldn't easily smash or magic their way into any house they wanted.

[its-rose-damnit.livejournal.com]

[Damn you, Winry. 8|

...


. . .



Yeah, he's got nothing.]

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

Anyway, a punch in the mouth should do it. No need to go scalping people.

[its-rose-damnit.livejournal.com]

Hmph. Do inform me if you happen to find the one responsible. I'll be sure to do just as you say, Winry.

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

Sure thing.