Fifteen Rose Petals Fall - [Voice]

[its_rose_damnit]

Disgusting, worthless little--!

[Finally. Finally he's able to show his face to the public again. After scrubbing his hair furiously with a towel to get the last of the horrendous green coloring out, Dist can finally make an announcement over the journals again. And what an announcement it will be. Pranksters, you are being personally threatened, brace yourselves.]

Whoever thought such an act of personal vandalism some time ago was funny, I promise you that if I ever find you, I'll torture you in ways you won't even begin to imagine! You'll be begging for death once I get my hands on you, whoever you may be! Though I do have one suspect... [JADE, MAN, IF YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE, HE WILL FIND YOU. You know he's had you bugged since grade-school.]

To do such a thing to my beautiful self...it's unforgivable! I demand the culprit show themself to me this instant! I may show some mercy if you beg for it, though to break into my home and...and--RRGH!

I'LL KILL YOU FOR HUMILIATING ME IN SUCH A WAY! NO ONE MAKES A FOOL OF DIST THE ROSE AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!

Comments

FFFF D8 Did you get a two-week extension from LJ for the virus thingy?

[its-rose-damnit.livejournal.com]

[HATE THIS GIRL SO MUCH OH MY GOD.] And you're not very nice for sneaking into my house and dyeing my hair green you wretched little urchin! Don't you dare think I'll stand for what you did to me!

Just this morning 8D

[flicker-flash.livejournal.com]

I was doing you a favour. White makes you look old and ugly.

Yaaay! 8D MAKE IT LAST.

[its-rose-damnit.livejournal.com]

I AM NOT OLD! NOR AM I--RRRGH! HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH A THING?! From head to toe I am the very definition of youthful elegance, intelligence, and beauty!

[flicker-flash.livejournal.com]

Do people like old and ugly people where you come from, then?

[its-rose-damnit.livejournal.com]

YOU LITTLE--! Mark my words, you callous little brat - if I catch you snooping around my property again, I'll open fire on you and use your miserable carcass as my next research model!

[And with that, Dist not only slams his journal shut, but hurls the thing aide, where it bounces off his wall and hits his bed heavily.]

[flicker-flash.livejournal.com]

[Gigglegigglegigglegiggle-- okay, bored now. Katie wanders off and finds some other poor person to troll. |Db]