its_rose_damnit | Fifteen Rose Petals Fall

Disgusting, worthless little--!

[Finally. Finally he's able to show his face to the public again. After scrubbing his hair furiously with a towel to get the last of the horrendous green coloring out, Dist can finally make an announcement over the journals again. And what an announcement it will be. Pranksters, you are being personally threatened, brace yourselves.]

Whoever thought such an act of personal vandalism some time ago was funny, I promise you that if I ever find you, I'll torture you in ways you won't even begin to imagine! You'll be begging for death once I get my hands on you, whoever you may be! Though I do have one suspect... [JADE, MAN, IF YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE, HE WILL FIND YOU. ~~You know he's had you bugged since grade-school.~~]

To do such a thing to my beautiful self...it's unforgivable! I demand the culprit show themself to me this instant! I may show some mercy if you beg for it, though to break into my home and...and--RRGH!

I'LL KILL YOU FOR HUMILIATING ME IN SUCH A WAY! NO ONE MAKES A FOOL OF DIST THE ROSE AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!

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[Only you, Tear, only you. 8| And Dist's getting more and more irritated the more people tell him his threat was pointless, so this time around he actually snaps back.]

No, I don't. Nor do I think I need to be told constantly. I stand by my notion of catching the little pest and hanging him or her upside down from the tallest tree.

[There really was no reasoning with him, was there? Perhaps she should try the same approach she did with Luke back when they first met.] Do what you will, I hope you are willing to deal with the consequences afterward.

[Dist snorts, and tilts his head up at his journal. Clever tactic for a replica, maybe, but not on a man like him. Dist can skew just about everything to make it go his way.] Yes, I think I shall do just that. And if we're speaking of consequences, then the one responsible must reap them as well. Do you not think that's fair, Miss Grants?

It's already fading away, and I doubt those responsible will really get away with what they have done in the end. They will be dealt with then. [Sorry Dist, she can't agree with you when she actually liked what they did to her in the end.]

No, it is not! Have you gone blind already?! It's a putrid green, you wretched woman! [Well, that didn't take long. Dist explodes, holding a bit of his hair - which was fading back to its natural white, though still somewhat green - and looks positively murderous.] And I should hope they're dealt with period! You seem to enjoy looking like some kind of sideshow act, but let me assure you, I do not! A man of my esteemed status should look beautiful and intelligent at all times!

How is your status in the village any better than that of everyone else? [Dear Lorelei he really is Luke, isn't he? Just have some patience and ride this all out, Tear, you've done it with many others before.]

While I don't enjoy being a 'sideshow act,' as you say, I hope I'm not contributing to it by throwing empty threats all over the journal network where everyone can hear me.

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/velcros you here.

.... velcro is weak? |D;;