its_rose_damnit (
its_rose_damnit) wrote2010-09-10 10:55 pm
Seven Rose Petals Fall - [Action | Accidental Voice]
[Dist had been out most of the day today, amazingly, despite the wind. He was used to colder weather, and his coat kept him farly insulated against the crisp breeze. Of course, this was still a problem as the man was looking over a detailed blueprint he just finished moments ago, holding the pages down so the paper wouldn't blow away. That's the last thing he needed, to chase after an important piece of paper.
He was outside in the plaza, sitting on a bench and reading over his notes and the blueprint as well as he could before returning home. He glanced down at the topic of study he placed beside him, the air filtration unit Guy had gifted him with for...some reason or another. He was still unsure of just why he'd been given it, though he wasn't complaining. The fonmachine had proved to be quite well made, though he made a few notes to possibly improve the functionality and lessen energy consumption. Little things.
Of course, being the intellectual he was, Dist usually got rather absorbed in his work. As he read over his calculations and blueprints on the plaza bench, he didn't notice some kind of large, metallic reptile tromping up behind him. The world outside him was disregarded for his work.
That is, until the creature leaned over his shoulder and sniffed at the fonmachine by his side. With a loud yelp, knocking over his papers and journal (the latter of which fell open and face down on the pavement), Dist jumped up and off the bench, staring fearfully at the monstrous creature.]
Wh-What in the name of--?! You...don't you come any closer!
[A pause, before a loud cry of "Aggron!" was heard over Dist's open journal then a sickening crunch. And a horrified and enraged yell.]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! GET THAT OUT OF OF YOUR MOUTH THIS INSTANT!! THAT'S VALUABLE RESEARCH MATERIAL! YOU...YOU FILTHY, BLASTED MONSTROSITY!! I'LL MAKE YOU INTO A FONMACHINE NEXT, I SWEAR!! [Another happy crunch.] AGH, PUT THAT DOWN, YOU'RE RUINING IT!
He was outside in the plaza, sitting on a bench and reading over his notes and the blueprint as well as he could before returning home. He glanced down at the topic of study he placed beside him, the air filtration unit Guy had gifted him with for...some reason or another. He was still unsure of just why he'd been given it, though he wasn't complaining. The fonmachine had proved to be quite well made, though he made a few notes to possibly improve the functionality and lessen energy consumption. Little things.
Of course, being the intellectual he was, Dist usually got rather absorbed in his work. As he read over his calculations and blueprints on the plaza bench, he didn't notice some kind of large, metallic reptile tromping up behind him. The world outside him was disregarded for his work.
That is, until the creature leaned over his shoulder and sniffed at the fonmachine by his side. With a loud yelp, knocking over his papers and journal (the latter of which fell open and face down on the pavement), Dist jumped up and off the bench, staring fearfully at the monstrous creature.]
Wh-What in the name of--?! You...don't you come any closer!
[A pause, before a loud cry of "Aggron!" was heard over Dist's open journal then a sickening crunch. And a horrified and enraged yell.]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! GET THAT OUT OF OF YOUR MOUTH THIS INSTANT!! THAT'S VALUABLE RESEARCH MATERIAL! YOU...YOU FILTHY, BLASTED MONSTROSITY!! I'LL MAKE YOU INTO A FONMACHINE NEXT, I SWEAR!! [Another happy crunch.] AGH, PUT THAT DOWN, YOU'RE RUINING IT!

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You ignorant beast, I hope you choke!! Drop it right now!
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[...Oh, no one was behind him. Oops. Dist snatched up his journal, grinding his teeth together as the--the thing gnawed on his gift like it was some kind of rawhide bone.]
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maybeonce he's not so distracted. For now though, Dist doesn't notice Winry in the slightest. He's just throwing a wonderful tantrum as the enormous creature watches him and guffaws loudly.]You--DON'T YOU DARE LAUGH AT ME!!
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Dist, I don't think yelling at it is going to work.
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Jump away! Lemme ping Winry's mun to let her know to track the thread.
Already have it tracked, bb - Also 1/2
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Check the anime for shots of an Aggron! Or the trading cards.
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I would consider myself lucky that its tastes seem to run more towards the inanimate.
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That's not the point! I had thought we were done with these brainless monsters!! And it's eating my fonmachine! I had just finished studying it, as well... I just needed to test it!! Now it's ruined thanks to this creature!
[Said creature just swishes its tail lazily and grins at the both of them, hurdur.]
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Hold on, I have an idea.
[He'll just disappear back inside the bakery for a moment, and when he reappears, he has a plate full of cookies, which he sets down on the ground.]
Perhaps it will stop trying to eat that fonmachine of yours if it's given the option of actual food instead.
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It had better be a good one!
[Dist waits, huffing at the pokemon as it wagged its tail at him. However, once the smell of fresh-baked cookies reached his nose, the pokemon did indeed drop the fonmachine in favor of the thing that actually smelled tasty.
And in that moment where the air filtration unit goes crashing to the ground, Dist rushes over and picks it up, cradling it as if it were his first born.]
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- NO RONO, RONO STOP EATING THE MACHINES, THAT IS NOT FOR POKEMON ;A;!!
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Na, knock it off!! Put that DOWN-
[And suddenly there is a smallish girl grabbing the beast by the shoulder and shoving him a bit, then yanking on his shiny new chewtoy. The monster whines and tugs back, and...and now it is some sort of tug-o-war.
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What should he do?! Dist doesn't exactly want to get in between a large, metallic whatever-it-was any time soon, but when the fontech the Aggron was tugging on gave a loud whine of protest, he stepped forward again and grabbed the girl - and his precious fonmachine - away by the waist.]
ENOUGH! You're breaking it even more!! [Snatching the machine back now, and cradling it pitifully. ;A; It was a gift, damnit! It was a gift and you broke it!!]
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[oh...oh RONO YOU DID SOMETHING BAD DIDN'T YOU]
He didn't...try ta eat that, did he...?
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It was in its mouth, you ignorant child! What else do you think it was trying to do with it?! Don't tell me this thing is yours?!
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Saphir?
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...Professor? [CRUNCH!] No, stop that!! If you ruin my fonmachine, you slimy reptile, I'll dissect you and remove it from your stomach, beast!
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And now he's just staring. And sweatdropping.]
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Unfortunately, the Aggron just watches...and claps, its claws together. Dinner and a show? Fuck yeah! 8D]
YOU BLASTED IMBECILE!! I'M NOT HERE TO ENTERTAIN YOU! DROP MY MACHINE RIGHT NOW!
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Is it chewing on my fontech?!
Is it?!
Get it! Get it get it get it!
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You must be joking! That psychotic animal could rip my arm off if I got too close to it!!
[Though said psychotic animal's just kind of chillaxing on its butt while chewing on Guy's poor fontech.]
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What's the matter with you?!
You're a God General, aren't you?! Go after it!
[Voice] FUCKING HTML. B|
[Voice] that icon always makes me laugh
[Voice] BITCHES DON'T KNOW
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